How do I love Severus Snape? Let me count the ways. On second thought, never mind. That would take too long. I am a huge Snape/Hermione fan, but I also love a well-written Snape/OFC fic. In addition, I am a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, with the strongest leanings to Buffy/Giles and Willow/Giles, and secondary leanings toward Buffy/Spike. I suppose all of this indicates what a shatterbrained weirdo I am. Oh well.