Answer to a 'dark and stormy night' challenge issued by ARFF. Sinclair and Natalie's sister get caught in a storm. Concept borrowed from the Alan Rickman film, "Close My Eyes".

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Incest

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2853 - Hits: 296
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/26/2005 - Last Updated: 04/26/2005

 

Emmett said that he'd never be able to hit the ball to the heavens with a tree trunk instead of the baseball bat, he accepted the challenge. 

 "Looks like you've messed up big time again Eddiekins, you managed to hit an angel!"

Rated: L
Categories: Cross Overs, Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Jasper Hale, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley, Rosalie Hale, The Volturi
Genres: Humor, Mystery/suspense, Romance
Warnings: DH Spoilers, Implied Character Death, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 4638 - Hits: 116
Complete?: No - Published: 10/20/2011 - Last Updated: 01/28/2012

Cass is unemployed, unattached and unhappy, until she meets the man of her dreams...but can she accept that things too good to be true are sometimes true anyway?

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3129 - Hits: 149
Complete?: No - Published: 10/10/2005 - Last Updated: 10/11/2005

It's the eighteenth century, and a peasant girl is faced with the Prima Nocte.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4120 - Hits: 581
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/21/2004 - Last Updated: 06/21/2004

Hmm, how do I tempt you into this? An intelligent young female agent finds herself facing difficult choices when she falls for a man with a dark past and unknown loyalties. Readable even if you're not a Bond fan. (Apparently)

Rated: L
Categories: James Bond
Characters: James Bond
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 39
Wordcount: 1136 - Hits: 2192
Complete?: No - Published: 11/24/2003 - Last Updated: 06/25/2004

Things are not always as they appear. Just because one person says something is so, does not make it true for everyone.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3264 - Hits: 121
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/05/2005 - Last Updated: 01/05/2005

The seduction of the knife...and why the tormented answer. Warnings: Very Graphic piece, not recommended if you cannot cope with dark thoughts and death.

Rated: L
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: Self Mutilation

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 381 - Hits: 109
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/01/2004 - Last Updated: 12/02/2004

Charmed/Harry Potter Xover *** Voldemort is in cahoots with the Queen of the Underworld and has plans for the Charmed Ones. Dumbledore must find a way to save the sisters and the wizarding world from this combined threat. Give this a try, you’ll be surprised how well it works. Rated for later chapters. HP/PM, LW/PH, ??/PhH - NOT HBP Compliant

Rated: L
Categories: Cross Overs
Characters: Remus Lupin
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 1480 - Hits: 866
Complete?: No - Published: 06/02/2006 - Last Updated: 06/30/2006

The volume Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's readers never saw, in which Holmes' policy against becoming romantically involved with a client, much less a woman, are put to the test.

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos, Sherlock Holmes
Characters: Canon Character(s)
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery/suspense, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 21
Wordcount: 46122 - Hits: 1430
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/07/2012 - Last Updated: 08/07/2012

Sam Spade is a private eye who is used to dealing with the tawdry side of 1940's Hollywood. But nothing he's done before could ever have prepared him for the trouble he will get when he meets a blond with a secret.

Rated: L
Categories: Long Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Mystery/suspense
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1425 - Hits: 161
Complete?: No - Published: 06/20/2006 - Last Updated: 06/22/2006

Apollo/Helo. Two broken men find a much needed release. Set shortly after KLG pt. 2.

Rated: L
Categories: Battlestar Galactica
Characters:
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2376 - Hits: 49
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/25/2008 - Last Updated: 09/26/2008

“Thing is, Lee, I’ve been dropping hints all over the place for over fifteen years, waiting for them to get to you.” “Damn good thing I finally got it then, isn’t it?” he growled against her neck.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1634 - Hits: 175
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/13/2005 - Last Updated: 09/13/2005

Metatron must play serpent in an unlikely Garden of Eden. A response to the "Dark and Stormy Night" challenge on ARFF, hence the corny opening line. Apocalyptic cheesy smut anyone?

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2140 - Hits: 234
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/13/2005 - Last Updated: 04/14/2005

Aryn gets detention and learns something important about herself.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1370 - Hits: 652
Complete?: No - Published: 02/15/2004 - Last Updated: 02/15/2004

A female photographer photographs two gay men while fantasizing about them.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 6693 - Hits: 274
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/09/2004 - Last Updated: 07/09/2004

With the recent bother of "The January Man" behind him, Ed sits peacefully in the park, taking in the sights around him. One of these sights takes offense at his attention, and so Ed's problems begin. This story was inspired by the character of 'Ed' from the film 'The January Man' and portrayed by Alan Rickman. It's a team effort by some of the writers at ARWoW: Jay, Becky, Cyndi, Dusty, Tina, Angie, Teresa, and Jesse.

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 25
Wordcount: 35825 - Hits: 1530
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/22/2007 - Last Updated: 03/22/2007

Elliot Marsten meets a new woman brought in from town, who is hired on as a housekeeper.

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 4213 - Hits: 220
Complete?: Yes - Published: 06/12/2005 - Last Updated: 06/12/2005

The new cook Marston hired, Diana, gets caught up in all the turmoil surrounding the station--brush fires, assault, kidnapping. This story is a prequel to the film, "Quigley Down Under", and was a team effort from ARWoW, with the works of Cyndi, Becky, Jay, and Jesse. The 'Elliot Marston' character is from the film, as is the situation. All other characters are original.

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos
Characters: None
Genres: Mystery/suspense
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 16
Wordcount: 23560 - Hits: 1020
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/27/2006 - Last Updated: 06/15/2006

Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa both coveted treasure above all things, but they never stopped to ask each other if they meant the same thing by the term.

Featured story for October, 2008.

Rated: L
Categories: Pirates of the Caribbean
Characters: Captain Jack Sparrow
Genres: Drama
Warnings: BDSM

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3163 - Hits: 68
Complete?: Yes - Published: 09/23/2008 - Last Updated: 09/25/2008

The following is a combined effort from a few of the writers at ARWoW, who were sort of unwittingly entrapped into writing it. This is the result of a hex thrown by the George of Nottingham Muse, and we were powerless to stop it, because he'd threatened to cancel Christmas.

The story was inspired by the film, "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". George, the Sheriff of Nottingham, was portrayed by Alan Rickman. Most of the characters he harasses have also been portrayed by Alan Rickman in various films, and we can only hope this great actor/director/writer never chances upon these archives...

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos, Cross Overs
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 16
Wordcount: 22273 - Hits: 706
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2008 - Last Updated: 12/09/2008

Deni goes to meet her girlfriends for their annual shindig, when she meets tall, dark and handsome...

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3068 - Hits: 94
Complete?: No - Published: 08/05/2005 - Last Updated: 08/05/2005

After a long absence, Padmé is surprised to realize Anakin has truly grown up. Set between AotC and RotS.

Rated: L
Categories: Star Wars
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3093 - Hits: 187
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/08/2005 - Last Updated: 07/08/2005

Sometimes a life is best seen from a friend's perspective.

Charlotta works as the Wingman to a famous record producer, this is her story.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Friendship, General, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 17818 - Hits: 52
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/03/2012 - Last Updated: 05/03/2012

Her husband hardly responded in the best of times. So with this new information, she wasn't sure what she expected, it certainly wasn't this.

Rated: L
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3886 - Hits: 207
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/25/2005 - Last Updated: 08/25/2005

A short and simple poem.

Rated: L
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 115 - Hits: 33
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/14/2009 - Last Updated: 05/14/2009