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Other Results: 2 Series
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Emmett said that he'd never be able to hit the ball to the heavens with a tree trunk instead of the baseball bat, he accepted the challenge. 


 "Looks like you've messed up big time again Eddiekins, you managed to hit an angel!"



Rated: L
Categories: Cross Overs, Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Jasper Hale, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley, Rosalie Hale, The Volturi
Genres: Humor, Mystery/suspense, Romance
Warnings: DH Spoilers, Implied Character Death, Violence

Series: None
Chapters: 2
Wordcount: 4638 - Hits: 104
Complete?: No - Published: 10/20/2011 - Last Updated: 01/28/2012
Lucius meets Yoda.

Rated: C
Categories: Cross Overs, Star Wars
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 103 - Hits: 1310
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/07/2009 - Last Updated: 08/08/2009
The wizarding world finds out about the Cullens.

Rated: C
Categories: Twilight, Cross Overs
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 103 - Hits: 662
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/07/2009 - Last Updated: 08/08/2009
WARNING: Contains the long-dreaded, is-nothing-sacred Winnowill/Kreacher ship! (Can things get worse for Winky?) An "Elfquest"/"Harry Potter" cross-over, featuring elves from other Universes!

Rated: S
Categories: Cross Overs
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Torture

Series: Elfquest cross-overs with the Potterverse
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 3363 - Hits: 810
Complete?: Yes - Published: 05/03/2007 - Last Updated: 05/05/2007

Andy has a secret.  A big secret.  The life-changing kind.  The only question now is: what’s going to happen when Miranda finds out?  Because if Miranda didn’t find out, it wouldn’t be much of a story.  A Devil Wears Prada/Harry Potter crossover.  FEMSLASH!



Rated: B
Categories: Cross Overs
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 10
Wordcount: 42926 - Hits: 11610
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/16/2011 - Last Updated: 01/16/2011
retired featured story Against all logic, William Blake and Sigmund Freud meet one day and, in typical fashion, start to argue.

Rated: B
Categories: Plays
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2165 - Hits: 1123
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/2004 - Last Updated: 07/07/2004
This was written after far too many late night conversations discussing what is canon in the world of Harry Potter fanfic. Dedicated to all of those authors who "fight the good fight."

Rated: C
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 322 - Hits: 902
Complete?: Yes - Published: 04/09/2005 - Last Updated: 04/09/2005
Four rather humorous and fluffy drabbles situated around Christmas.

Rated: C
Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 427 - Hits: 609
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/09/2009 - Last Updated: 01/09/2009
Two Romanian vampires find a wizard in their Twilight universe.

Rated: B
Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Mystery/suspense
Warnings: Violence

Series: Magical cross-overs, featuring Richard Goodfellow
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1049 - Hits: 766
Complete?: No - Published: 07/12/2010 - Last Updated: 07/14/2010
retired featured story RENT. “Take me.” Several months in the lives of Angel and Collins. One-shot.

Rated: W
Categories: General Chaos
Characters: Canon Character(s)
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1342 - Hits: 25
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/06/2008 - Last Updated: 03/06/2008
A wizard from Hogwarts finds himself in a world where dragons talk.

Rated: C
Categories: Cross Overs
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: Magical cross-overs, featuring Richard Goodfellow
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 868 - Hits: 870
Complete?: No - Published: 07/15/2010 - Last Updated: 07/15/2010
retired featured story A humoristic hunting scene featuring vampire!Bella, Edward, Emmet and Jasper.

Rated: S
Categories: Twilight
Characters: Isabella Marie Swan
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 114 - Hits: 1116
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/07/2008 - Last Updated: 07/07/2008
Severus meets Treebeard. Crossover HP/Lord of the Rings. It's not necessary to know LotR to understand.

Rated: C
Categories: Cross Overs, Lord of the Rings
Characters: Severus Snape, Treebeard
Genres: Drabble, General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 710 - Hits: 760
Complete?: Yes - Published: 08/22/2009 - Last Updated: 08/22/2009
Eo dolens: to go painfully... A short story about a man's descent into madness.

Rated: C
Categories: General Chaos, Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/suspense, Tragedy
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 7
Wordcount: 13369 - Hits: 6069
Complete?: Yes - Published: 03/22/2009 - Last Updated: 03/22/2009
Waiting in line can be eternity, but for the Reverend Barry Selwell, eternity is just getting started.

Rated: S
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1347 - Hits: 1076
Complete?: No - Published: 05/18/2005 - Last Updated: 05/19/2005
The following is a combined effort from a few of the writers at ARWoW, who were sort of unwittingly entrapped into writing it. This is the result of a hex thrown by the George of Nottingham Muse, and we were powerless to stop it, because he'd threatened to cancel Christmas.

The story was inspired by the film, "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". George, the Sheriff of Nottingham, was portrayed by Alan Rickman. Most of the characters he harasses have also been portrayed by Alan Rickman in various films, and we can only hope this great actor/director/writer never chances upon these archives...

Rated: L
Categories: General Chaos, Cross Overs
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 16
Wordcount: 22273 - Hits: 656
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/25/2008 - Last Updated: 12/09/2008
NOT a Harry Potter fic...it's based on "The Winter's Tale" by Shakespeare. This is my take on what might have happened if the trial scene had happened in modern times.

Rated: C
Categories: Plays
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1672 - Hits: 789
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/14/2004 - Last Updated: 07/14/2004
Regardless of what you may have heard, the excellent game of Golf was NOT invented by the Scots! This LOTR/Harry Potter crossover fic tells the true story!

Rated: C
Categories: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1141 - Hits: 1049
Complete?: No - Published: 08/27/2004 - Last Updated: 08/27/2004
It wasn't the Rabbit of Caerbannog, so they'll probably survive the encounter.

Rated: S
Categories: Buffy Vampire Slayer and Angel, Cross Overs
Characters: Giles, R., Remus Lupin
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 2277 - Hits: 690
Complete?: Yes - Published: 01/13/2011 - Last Updated: 01/13/2011
Jackson Lake may not be the Doctor, but that doesn't mean he can't meddle.

Rated: C
Categories: Doctor Who
Characters: Canon Character(s)
Genres: Humor, Mystery/suspense
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1959 - Hits: 2014
Complete?: Yes - Published: 12/08/2009 - Last Updated: 12/08/2009
This was written for Nanowrimo 2003. It's a fantasy about a woman coming to terms with an unconventional heritage after being dumped by her live-in boyfriend. Consider it a rough draft since for Nanowrimo you write 50,000 words in 30 days! It was posted at Aff.net and I've decided to post it here, since I may be posting the sequel Nanowrimo to this, When the Other Shoe Drops.

Rated: W
Categories: Long Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 12
Wordcount: 4796 - Hits: 94
Complete?: Yes - Published: 11/03/2004 - Last Updated: 11/07/2004
retired featured story When you do the crime, you have to face your punishment. 006 and 007 find that out. A brief, fifteen minute exploration of friendship, and boys who just can't stay out of trouble.

Rated: C
Categories: James Bond
Characters: James Bond
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1293 - Hits: 688
Complete?: Yes - Published: 10/03/2004 - Last Updated: 10/03/2004
Slayers abounded, and even with new innovations in training and technology, the Watcher’s Council struggled to cope with the decimation of its ranks wreaked by the Bringers. Willow’s sudden return offered Giles the chance to discover much-needed new recruits. Yet nothing quite prepared him for one Severus Snape.

Rated: L
Categories: Cross Overs
Characters:
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Slash

Series: None
Chapters: 9
Wordcount: 2265 - Hits: 874
Complete?: Yes - Published: 07/06/2007 - Last Updated: 09/19/2007
Santa has a wee bit too much to drink one night and chaos ensues. Ho-ho-whoa... it's a yuletide riot.

Rated: S
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 521 - Hits: 696
Complete?: No - Published: 03/23/2007 - Last Updated: 03/23/2007
When a bum asks you what you are worth, you tell him! A short story about the absurdity of my daily life. (The rating is for language, only.)

Rated: B
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None

Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1184 - Hits: 558
Complete?: No - Published: 04/12/2007 - Last Updated: 04/13/2007