Waiting in line can be eternity, but for the Reverend Barry Selwell, eternity is just getting started.
Rated: S
Categories: Short Stories
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1
Wordcount: 1347 - Hits: 1448
Complete?: No - Published: 05/18/2005 - Last Updated: 05/19/2005
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Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed 
Date: 05/19/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Eternity
Date: 05/19/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Eternity
Poor poor Barry. I bet he would trade all the welth he had in his last life for a good suply of KYjelly lube. It a good thing he was a evangelist. He will be use to using his month for hours at a time. I hope he doesn't have a strong gag reflex.;-) Great story Lisa.
Author's Response: Thank you so much, Pink! I imagine that would be hell for the people he is forced to perform with and on... to have to have sex with Barry Selwell. I'm glad you liked it!
~Lisa
Two Padawans escape the attack on the Jedi Temple and set out on a self-appointed mission to seek out other Jedi. RotS spoilers.
Rated: S
Categories: Star Wars
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 22
Wordcount: 464 - Hits: 30249
Complete?: No - Published: 06/26/2005 - Last Updated: 01/13/2008
Rated: S
Categories: Star Wars
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 22
Wordcount: 464 - Hits: 30249
Complete?: No - Published: 06/26/2005 - Last Updated: 01/13/2008
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Two
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Two
Huston, we have a prophecy………… I can only guess the reason he was saved over the other was the knowledge of the seth he carries.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Three
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Three
Talking to starge women in bars. That usually doesn't end well.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Four
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Four
And the laughs just keep on coming. I feel sorry for Toryndo, but how good of a jedi could he have been if he gets himself cornered in a bar?
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Five
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Five
You know a lot of people forget that Palpatine was from Naboo. He was their senator before he became chancler. Other good reason not to go there.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Six
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Six
Well they're off the planet and safe as can be, right? What could possibly go wrong?
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Seven
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Seven
Man, this guy needs to crossover to a Harry Potter Fanfic and steal some of Snape's Dreamless Drought Potion.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Eight
Date: 11/16/2005 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Eight
Seventeen? Happy Birthday!!!! It looks like Kerenne and her brother mmight try and look up their Jedi relitives.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Nine
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Nine
That nutty Jedi lady was just getting interesting when you stuck a knife in her. Was she a sith or a jedi? Or was she just a nut?
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Ten
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Ten
This poor kid, he has major women trouble already and he only been on his own a week. He'll never last.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven
Interesting chapter. Is he soppose to embrace the dark side? Become a sith? Fight fire with fire?.........I personally believe that there isn't two side of the force. There is only two side of people, Dark and Light. We need each equally if we are to survive. Ignoring one side for the other strangthen part of you, but make you more vulnerable in others.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve
Damn I was hoping for a good catfight. Who's side would N'oenar be on? Maybe he'd just stand back and watch, hoping they tear each other clothes off. That's what most seventeen year olds would want.
Reviewer: PinkCorsair Signed
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen
Date: 11/18/2005 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen
See I was right, both side of the same whole. I'm glad you agree.