wonderful, it made me laugh, and in the back of my mind a weird rap beat was playing. nice job with rhyming and subject matter, i'm adding it to my favorites.
Author's Response: *laughs* Well, you flatter me! Thank you!
As someone recently said to me, 'I would read anything you wrote anywhere I could find it.' And, lo, here I am reading this engaging, prosodic venture (can I tell you that its epic, sweeping nature reminded me of Beowulf) and only, to begin with, because of the author's penname. Did I check to see what the fandom was? No. Did I look to find out whether it was a het or slash pairing? No. Did I even care if there was a pairing? Not at all. The only thing worthwhile was that you had written it. And, now, I'm so glad that I bothered to stop and read the verses along the way.
Author's Response: *laughs* Funny you should say that! I found a neat story over on Lumos by an author *pokes Bambu* that I enjoy reading, and I just had to read the story despite not knowing who or what it was about!